

“You deserved that, dumbass, for stealing my bandana!” Kaidoh yells back. He’s desperately grabbing onto his balls, and he’s all curled up in the fetal position. “Watch where your knee ends up at, you idiot!” yells Momoshiro in a squeaky voice. He flies upright, to cup his precious jewels, and then bumps his head into Kaidoh’s as well, managing to knock him off, and now they’re both on the ground groaning and writhing in pain, each for different reasons. “Oww!” cries Momoshiro because of the sudden pain in his balls. Kaidoh moves forwards.Īnd then Kaidoh’s knee ends up in between his crotch, Momoshiro barely has time to react when he feels the impact. He vaguely contemplates just handing it back to him, but it’s much more fun teasing him. Damn that Kaidoh, what the hell does he eat, and when did he become so strong? Momoshiro punches him in his side, which causes Kaidoh to move a bit, but he’s still on top of him, trying to get his bandana back. It’s getting a bit harder to breath now, especially since Kaidoh weighs a ton, and the jacket was obstructing him from taking in any oxygen. He reaches for Momoshiro’s hand, which is stretched out behind him-as far as he could stretch, and Kaidoh attempts to grab at it, while still firmly putting weight on Momoshiro’s chest. Kaidoh places both of his hands on Momoshiro’s chest, pushing him down towards the ground, and he climbs over him, temporarily stunning Momoshiro as Kaidoh’s jacket grazes his nose. Momoshiro smirks, then runs the bandana through his fingers, taunting Kaidoh. Then they’re in the dirt, still pulling on each other’s jackets, and Momoshiro yanks Kaidoh’s bandana off of his head. Kaidoh of course, has to retaliate, and manages to trip Momoshiro when he’s too distracted looking at the way Kaidoh’s bandana is all disheveled on his head it could slip off any moment now. Their foreheads crash into each other, and he hears his rival yelp in pain while he grins in satisfaction.

Momoshiro twirls his fingers around Kaidoh’s jacket, clenching it tightly, and then he pulls the snake close to him to give him a headbutt. Without them, Momoshiro and Kaidoh have no line to tell them when to stop, and such it continues. They used to have senpais who would stop them from beating each other up too much, they drew the line. They always do this, whether due to stress, due to genuine happiness, or simply because they hated each other’s guts Momoshiro would always try to pick a fight with Kaidoh, and Kaidoh would happily oblige. Each chapter presents an obstacle for said PoV character, which gets resolved at the end, so each chapter has an ending of its own. It was intended as a one-shot (you'll see me saying this a lot, and then utterly disregard it), but turned into a full-blown story spanning several years. Summary: Momoshiro and Kaidoh sure get physical a lot.Ī/N: How I think MomoKai could plausibly happen in canon.
